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Vicevi

#1

Post by Kirigaya Kazuto » 21 Jan 2016, 12:54

Zasto je stranka opozicije izgubila na zadnjim izborima u crnoj gori???
Zato sto je svima obecala posao

Došo Crnogorac u policijsku stanicu i ponio jastuk..
"Izvolite, gospodine," reče dežurni policajac.
"Evo, ja čuo narod spominje neke lezeće policajce pa, reko, da se prijavim."

Pišite dalje :D

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Re: Vicevi

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Post by -.^ 4g3nT !zzY -.^ » 21 Jan 2016, 13:16

Evo jedan kratak,a dobar

Doso covjek na pijacu i pita koliko paradajz,kaze prodavac sto vise kupis to je jeftinije,kaze ovaj tovari dok ne bude dzabe :D :D
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Post by w3dz4 » 21 Jan 2016, 23:05

Eo jedan od mene :D pricaju tri zuba u vilicu,onaj desni zove onog lijevog,, ''Misko, Misko'' a ovaj u sredinu kaze... aaaaaa
pusti ga :D aooo :D

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Re: Vicevi

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Post by -.^ 4g3nT !zzY -.^ » 21 Jan 2016, 23:17

Mujo i Haso gledaju porniće i Mujo pita Hasu:
- Jel ti se diže?
- Diže mi se.
- Aj se digni po jednu pivu
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#5

Post by Ш0H » 21 Jan 2016, 23:18

Kako se zove guska koja igra ? - Djuska

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Post by -.^ 4g3nT !zzY -.^ » 22 Jan 2016, 00:25

Kako se zove ciganka koja radi u računovodstvu?
-Sabira :D
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Re: Vicevi

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Post by Mico » 18 Apr 2016, 20:47

Malo duzi vic -

Vozio Cetinjanin motor i pao sa motora razbio se sav, te zavrsi on u bolnicu i dolazi mu mladji brat i pita ga sta ti je bilo. Ovaj veli imao sam frakturu lobanje, otvoreni prelom natkoljenice, prelom kicme, nadlumbalni dio nagrdjen..... a veli mu brat, dobro dobro.. Recu ja majki da si ti umro !
Kakva bi tišina nastala kad bi ljudi govorili samo ono što znaju.

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Re: Vicevi

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Post by Upriumecfg » 05 May 2016, 10:48

Cao mala bas si lepa!
- To mi govoris samo zato sto hoces da me kresnes...
- A i pametna si.

Hahaha.
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Re: Vicevi

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Post by Mico » 07 May 2016, 21:11

-Stoje dva Vrapca na grani a posebno onaj lijevi... ! :zasu
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Kakva bi tišina nastala kad bi ljudi govorili samo ono što znaju.

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Re: Vicevi

#10

Post by Макиша » 03 Jul 2016, 14:18

Plati italijan prostitutku
I na rastanku joj mase i viče :
-EURO FALCIFIKATO.
A na to će prostitutka:
-SIDA ORIGINALE.
Prodavac magle. Hvatač krivina. Ispravljač krivih drina. Levo smetalo. Nemač pojma. Stara škola. Bečki maniri.

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